Doc McStuffins Toy Malady or Old-Timey Slang for Venereal Disease?

1. Filthy, Icky, Sticky Disease

2. Gooey Stuff

3. Scratchy-Scrapies

4. The Un-Bur-Able Burs

5. The Silly Willies

6. The Soggy Flimsies

7. The Itchy Scratchies

8. Slippy Drippies

9. The Great Pox

10. The Dark Willies

11. Mystery Pox

12. The Dusty Musties

13. The Clam

14. Pinkitosis

15. Morning Drip

16. The Icky Stickies

17. Bad Blood

18. The Yicky Blobs

19. The Sticky Syrup Sticky Stucks

20. Pants Rabbits


Answer Key: Doc McStuffins Toy Malady: 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 10, 11, 12, 14, 16, 18, 19. Old-Timey Slang for Venereal Disease: 2 (chlamydia), 7 (crabs/pubic lice), 9 (syphilis), 13 (chlamydia), 15 (gonorrhea), 17 (syphilis), 20 (crabs/pubic lice).

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