1. Scatterbrain
2. Arbitrary Justice
3. I Might Be Wrong
4. Slammed Doors
5. 2 + 2 = 5
6. Go to Sleep
7. I Can’t
8. Head in Hands
9. Down Is the New Up
10. Existential Implosion
11. Sulk
12. Stop Whispering
13. Dirty Laundry Infinity
14. Shouting Out of Proportion
15. Let Down
16. I Told You a Thousand Times
17. You and Whose Army?
18. Man Down
19. Slips of Permission
20. Fog
21. Life in a Glass House
22. Who’s the Adult?
23. Worrywort
24. You Never Wash Up After Yourself
25. Red Wine Massacre
26. 4 Minute Warning
27. Crying in Public
28. These Are My Twisted Words
29. A Reminder
30. I Never Said I Knew What I Was Doing
31. House of Cards
32. At a Loss
33. I Am Citizen Insane
34. Accidental Successes
35. Permanent Daylight
36. What

Radiohead song: 1, 6, 7, 9, 11, 12, 17, 20, 21, 24, 26, 28, 29, 31, 35
Accurate description of my parenting: 2, 4, 8, 10, 13, 14, 16, 18, 19, 22, 25, 27, 30, 32, 34, 36
Both: 3, 5, 15, 23, 33

Illustration by Byron O'Neill