Radiohead Song or Accurate Description of My Parenting?

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  1. Scatterbrain
  2. Arbitrary Justice
  3. I Might Be Wrong
  4. Slammed Doors
  5. 2 + 2 = 5
  6. Go to Sleep
  7. I Can’t
  8. Head in Hands
  9. Down Is the New Up
  10. Existential Implosion
  11. Sulk
  12. Stop Whispering
  13. Dirty Laundry Infinity
  14. Shouting Out of Proportion
  15. Let Down
  16. I Told You a Thousand Times
  17. You and Whose Army?
  18. Man Down
  19. Slips of Permission
  20. Fog
  21. Life in a Glass House
  22. Who’s the Adult?
  23. Worrywort
  24. You Never Wash Up After Yourself
  25. Red Wine Massacre
  26. 4 Minute Warning
  27. Crying in Public
  28. These Are My Twisted Words
  29. A Reminder
  30. I Never Said I Knew What I Was Doing
  31. House of Cards
  32. At a Loss
  33. I Am Citizen Insane
  34. Accidental Successes
  35. Permanent Daylight
  36. What

Radiohead song: 1, 6, 7, 9, 11, 12, 17, 20, 21, 24, 26, 28, 29, 31, 35
Accurate description of my parenting: 2, 4, 8, 10, 13, 14, 16, 18, 19, 22, 25, 27, 30, 32, 34, 36
Both: 3, 5, 15, 23, 33

[This piece originally appeared on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.]

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