Best Dirty Word Book Ever!
Lowly Worm Takes a Bath with Your Mom
Mmm, Postman Pig Tastes Good
Best Book of Cars That Look like Penises Ever!
Busy, Busy House of Ill Repute
The Cat Family Takes a Trip—In a Bag
Cars and Trucks and Things That Go Right Up Your Ass if You’re Not Careful
WTF, Huckle Cat?
Best Nursery Color Options as Suggested by Your Goddamn Mother-in-Law
The Bunny Book (NOT the Rabbit-Vibrator Book—I Cannot Stress This Enough)
What Do You People at the DPW Do All Day?
Farmer Pig Raises, Kills, and Eats His Own Goddamn Family
Best Read-It-Your-Fucking-Self Book Ever!
Hop Aboard! Here We Go! (Reverse-Cowgirl Edition)
Yeah, We Fucking Get it—You’re Busy
Dr. Dentist Does Bad Things While You’re Sleeping
This Mother Goose Scratch-and-Sniff Book Kinda Smells like Chicken
Mr. Fix-It Sure Does Say the F-Word a Whole Lot
Best Babysitter Ever! (Shh, Don’t Tell Your Mother)
Illustration by Joseph Thomson